how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
this person probably has to study for finals
that’s the truest comment I’ve ever seen
or he took adderall
Run baby run,
forever we’ll be
you and me.
It’s time to begin isn’t?
that must have been a long ass interview
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.